Class 4 Jokes for Comic Relief
Charleigh - Why did the cell phone get glasses?
Because she lost all her contacts
Ryan - Why do bees have sticky hair?
Because they use a honeycomb.
Mia - What do you call a spider with no legs?
Rhys - What askes no questions but demands an answer?
Charlie - Why does a giraffe always take a long time to swallow?
Because it takes a long time to swallow his pride
Mitchell - Where do cows go on a Friday night?
Wyatt - Why did the Play station cross the road?
To get to his box
Lucas - Why are fish so smart?
Because they go to school.
Maddie - What is a frogs favourite drink?
Ryan - Why do M and M's go to school?
To become Smarties.
Lewis - Knock Knock
Alex to pick my nose.
Mrs Newstead - What is green and sits in a corner?
A snot in the huff.
Mrs Miller - Why are pirates so clever?
Because they Arrh!