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Week 4

Class 4 Jokes for Comic Relief


Class 4 JokesCharleigh - Why did the cell phone get glasses?

Because she lost all her contacts


Ryan - Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.


Mia - What do you call a spider with no legs?

A blackberry


Rhys - What askes no questions but demands an answer?

A telephone


Charlie - Why does a giraffe always take a long time to swallow?

Because it takes a long time to swallow his pride


Mitchell - Where do cows go on a Friday night?

The Moovies


Wyatt - Why did the Play station cross the road?

To get to his box


Lucas - Why are fish so smart?

Because they go to school.


Maddie - What is a frogs favourite drink?



Ryan - Why do M and M's go to school?

To become Smarties.


Lewis - Knock Knock

Who's there?


Alex who?

Alex to pick my nose.


Mrs Newstead - What is green and sits in a corner?

A snot in the huff.


Mrs Miller - Why are pirates so clever?
Because they Arrh!


Ryan's home learning on Space