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Week 4

Class 4 Jokes for Comic Relief

 

Class 4 JokesCharleigh - Why did the cell phone get glasses?

Because she lost all her contacts

 

Ryan - Why do bees have sticky hair?

Because they use a honeycomb.

 

Mia - What do you call a spider with no legs?

A blackberry

 

Rhys - What askes no questions but demands an answer?

A telephone

 

Charlie - Why does a giraffe always take a long time to swallow?

Because it takes a long time to swallow his pride

 

Mitchell - Where do cows go on a Friday night?

The Moovies

 

Wyatt - Why did the Play station cross the road?

To get to his box

 

Lucas - Why are fish so smart?

Because they go to school.

 

Maddie - What is a frogs favourite drink?

Croakacola

 

Ryan - Why do M and M's go to school?

To become Smarties.

 

Lewis - Knock Knock

Who's there?

Alex

Alex who?

Alex to pick my nose.

 

Mrs Newstead - What is green and sits in a corner?

A snot in the huff.

 

Mrs Miller - Why are pirates so clever?
Because they Arrh!

 

Ryan's home learning on Space

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